Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 53
January 15, 2013

15 Minute Tweet TalesWell, the Rare Words book was definitely serious about its words being rare. I don't think I've ever read or heard any of the #15tt words before this week. But I guess that's a good thing, right? Expanding my vocabulary. And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales using these unusual words:

1/9 – I thought I'd found Prince Charming, but his minatory reaction when I corrected his grammar showed his crown was made of fool's gold.

1/10 – When he earned his degree in eschatology, he specialized in the Mayan apocalypse. Now that it's 2013, no jobs = end of his world.

1/11 – Samples from Mars mission placed in axenic room. Next day yellow spores cling to walls. Scientists thrilled. Didn't watch enough SyFy.

1/12 – His only otiant moment each day was his 10am poop, so he went a little mad when Tom adopted the same schedule and chatted the whole time.

1/13 – Sam always enters a room as if a sennet is being played. Apparently, the illusion of importance trumps the reality of incompetence.

1/14 – Ty saw a light coruscating across the street at that weird girl's house. He used his Morse code app to translate: I think you're cute.

1/15 – His vegetarian date stared at the solanaceous stew. "I don't eat red food cause it looks like it's bleeding." Last meal he cooked for her.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

15 Minute Tweet TalesWell, the Rare Words book was definitely serious about its words being rare. I don't think I've ever read or heard any of the #15tt words before this week. But I guess that's a good thing, right? Expanding my vocabulary. And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales using these unusual words:

1/9 – I thought I'd found Prince Charming, but his minatory reaction when I corrected his grammar showed his crown was made of fool's gold.

1/10 – When he earned his degree in eschatology, he specialized in the Mayan apocalypse. Now that it's 2013, no jobs = end of his world.

1/11 – Samples from Mars mission placed in axenic room. Next day yellow spores cling to walls. Scientists thrilled. Didn't watch enough SyFy.

1/12 – His only otiant moment each day was his 10am poop, so he went a little mad when Tom adopted the same schedule and chatted the whole time.

1/13 – Sam always enters a room as if a sennet is being played. Apparently, the illusion of importance trumps the reality of incompetence.

1/14 – Ty saw a light coruscating across the street at that weird girl's house. He used his Morse code app to translate: I think you're cute.

1/15 – His vegetarian date stared at the solanaceous stew. "I don't eat red food cause it looks like it's bleeding." Last meal he cooked for her.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.