Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 200

15 Minute Tweet TalesI still need to do blog updates for some of the exciting things that happened in the last few weeks, but I’ve been super busy working on YALLFest articles and a few other articles for MTV. It’s great because I get paid per article, but I’m about ready for Thanksgiving break. I hope everyone has a wonderful turkey day!
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
11/18 - Her hospital follows the "See one, Do one, Teach one" model. Since her surgeon was mid docendo discitur, she woke up with uneven boobs.
 
11/19 - "Honey, come down. I don't care if the eaves get fresh paint." He murmurs, "Excelsior," as he goes up another rung.And another.Then falling.
 
11/20 - He'd heard it said fortes fortuna adiuvat, but while hiding from bullies in a dumpster, he found a winning lottery ticket for 10 million.
 
11/21 - In addition to hours of physical training, she engages in kriegspiel each day. When she becomes queen, she'll be prepared to destroy him.
 
11/22 - She's spent last 7 years slaving over her novel, ignoring friends & family, but due to her search for mot juste, she's only written 1 line.
 
11/23 - Detective gasps when the DA declares nolle prosequi, since she knows the evidence they have. Notices his sweating and suspects blackmail.
 
11/24 - When Granny finished her "O tempora! O mores!" spiel, my nutso sister argued things were much better now with the Kardashians as life gurus.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?