Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 195

15 Minute Tweet TalesOctober seems to be zooming by! Halloween is now just around the corner. Have you decided on a costume yet? I’m still mulling over options. In the meantime, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week: 
 
10/14 - When they divorced, he gave her half his company ex gratia, since he knew he never would have succeeded without her advice and support.
 
10/15 - She's always been obsessed with fin de siècle art. Eerie explanation when she discovers a 1898 self portrait that looks exactly like her?
 
10/16 - Her son talks his dad out of another punishment with an ignoratio elenchi, and she knows he's going to be a politician. She starts to cry.
 
10/17 - Susan adds condoms to the mise en scène intended to make Bill think she's cheating. Better he leave in anger now than get hurt later.
 
10/18 - Couldn't make decisions, so he always ordered the prix fixe meal, but didn't want to be a bother, so never asked about allergens. Idiot.
 
10/19 - The soi-disant healer "cures" with his hands. After conning money from my mom, I cure him of his lies with my hands...balled into fists.
 
10/20 - Tad walks into a frat party and shouts, "Veni, vidi, vici!" Hot girl snaps, "You need to conquer your body odor before you have a chance."
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

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Natalie Aguirre's picture

Can't wait to hear what you're going to be. I don't dress up. Great tweets. I could guess what some of the words meant.

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