Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 194

15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve got a bunch of deadlines for MTV News this week (yay!), so I’m keeping this post short and getting straight to my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
10/7 - When they moved in together, they each adopted a modus vivendi they thought the other wanted, but their fake selves drove them apart.
10/8 - She grins with pride as her vegan club gobbles down her pièce de résistance - a veggie lasagna. Her secret ingredient is bacon grease.
10/9 - The new king wants to be a peaceful leader, but when the coffers get low, he realizes a rule of realpolitik will maintain his lifestyle.
10/10 - Deb seethed as Ed got another promotion based on nothing but his savoir-faire while she'd done all the actual work. Time for a new job.
10/11 - He stumbles into a bar, hand pressed to his wound, hoping no one notices the blood. He wants a few shots of aqua vitae before he goes.
10/12 - Tired of being tormented by the Queen Bee, Sue came up with a coup de main involving laxatives and super glue that finally dethroned her.
10/13 - They're excited to meet her new boyfriend until she introduces a doppelgänger of her dead husband but without his winning personality.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?