Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 190

15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve been so lost in my own little world that I forgot today was Tuesday, and therefore almost forgot to post my 15 Minute Tweet Tales. But I finally came back to reality, so here they are: 
 
9/9 - The judge meets with lawyers in camera to discuss strategy. The defendant is charming the jurors, but it's disastrous for him to go free.
 
9/10 - The PA spent hours completing mise en place for celebrity chef. Ten minutes before live broadcast, the chef switches recipe with a smirk.
 
9/11 - Her birthday + lights are out + giggling = prima facie surprise party. It's definitely a surprise. Hubby forgot wife was coming home.
 
9/12 - Another jerk cheats on her. Wonders what's wrong with her that none remain semper fidelis. Realizes picking wrong companion. Adopts a dog.
 
9/13 - Desperate to understand his death, she used his GPS to follow his antemortem route. She saw the same thing he did. She met the same fate.
 
9/14 - As he rang up her jugs of acid, the clerk joked, "Trying to get rid of corpus delicti?" Her quiet answering look loosened his bladder.
 
9/15 - I make nice with his girlfriend du jour, hoping one day he'll tire of these bimbos and realize his soulmate is right in front of him.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

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Natalie Aguirre's picture

Great tweets. Really liked 9/9 and 9/11.

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