Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 174

15 Minute Tweet TalesI hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend! My youngest cousin got married on Saturday (so now I feel OLD!), and there was a gorgeous outdoor reception in his parents’ yard. But they live out in the country, so when I say yard, I’m talking about a huge area with various outdoor games (including a person-sized game of Jenga) and tables and chairs set up to look like something out of a magazine spread. It was picture perfect, and the bride and groom seemed blissfully happy. I’m thrilled for them as they start their new lives together. 
 
And now for this week’s 15 Minute Tweet Tales.
 
5/20 - You cheated with her. You begged forgiveness and said it would never happen again. It happened again. Ipso facto her death is your fault.
 
5/21 - Her cheeks flame at her lapsus linguae. He fights back a besotted grin. She might be dating Tim, but she's clearly thinking about him.
 
5/22 - She's terrified of public speaking but new job requires a lot of it. She chants mantra 'please don't barf.' It usually works. Usually.
 
5/23 - Diva screeches, "I'm tired of saying this! Nota bene, I only eat green M&Ms!" Assistant sighs and picks out the greens. Then licks each one.
 
5/24 - Accidentally hit Reply All on an email detailing her opinion of Jan in accounting, so now Tina is persona non grata in the break room.
 
5/25 - Classmates call her piggie because of her retroussé nose. Trying to keep teasing from getting worse, she diets herself into sickness.
 
5/26 - The invitation was for Sara's Surprise Soirée. Jan found the alliteration so pretentious, she 'accidentally' mentioned the party to Sara.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

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Natalie Aguirre's picture

Glad the wedding was fun. Loved the tweet for 5/22, maybe because I don't like public speaking either.

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