Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 172

I hope everyone had a lovely Mother’s Day weekend! The Rish clan met up at my brother’s house for a yummy steak lunch. Which is funny, since two of my tweet tales this week mention steak – steak on the brain, I guess. Or actually steak in the stomach. Yum!
My mom seemed to like all her presents, but my favorite was a knitted bunny hat. She has always LOVED rabbits (at one point the Rish menagerie contained nine lop rabbits – so adorable!), so when I saw that a twitter friend knits bunny hats, I knew we had to get it for her, even if it never really gets cold enough in Charleston to need one. Here she is in her hat:
Bunny Hat
If you are interested in cute, quirky hats, check out Fun Knitted Hats. The quality is excellent, and the owner is so sweet and will work with you to get the best color combination. 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
5/6 - She kissed the par avion stamp to speed delivery to her husband at war. Three months later, the letter returned unopened, a brutal reminder.
5/7 - "Quo vadis?" he asked. This pompous man's need to control my every second added weight to his question. I didn't know, but away from him.
5/8 - He hands me one of his recherché chocolates like he's sharing secret of life. I chew with a grateful smile but actually prefer Hershey's.
5/9 - Boys flock to her 'I'm so helpless' shtick. Pretending to be incompetent makes her feel gross, but it's worth it to be popular. Right?

15 Minute Tweet Tales

5/10 - "Waddle your butt over here tout de suite!" The portly poodle's body language screams, "I was framed," but his breath smells like steak. 

5/11 - Cat vowed revenge on the one who'd made her life miserable. No, not Dog. The one who'd brought Dog into the house, videlicet the Human.
5/12 - Had it rained,she wouldn't have landed in jail. But it was sunny, so she ate alfresco, saw husband kiss another & attacked with steak knife.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?