Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 163

15 Minute Tweet TalesY’all, the sun is shining and it’s warm outside! I’m sure before long I’ll be whining about how it’s too hot just like I was whining about it being too cold, but for now, I’m posting my 15 Minute Tweet Tales super fast, so I can run outside to soak up some vitamin D.
 
3/4 - Tired of handling scandals every year, the CEO orders non-alcoholic beer for company's Oktoberfest. Half act like drunken fools anyway.
 
3/5 - Heard heiress was buried with her greatest treasure, so we dug her up. Upset to find papier-mâché heart 6yo son made weeks before he died.
 
3/6 - She's a raconteur who uses words to draw people to her like magic. A magic that makes her loneliness disappear. For a moment anyway.
 
3/7 - She resents that he never stresses about the things that worry her, but when the world actually falls apart, his sang-froid saves them.
 
3/8 - He never knew how thankful he should be for car accident that gave him tabula rasa. Sanity restored, erasing memories no one should have.
 
3/9 - When he parrots her concerns verbatim but dismisses them before proceeding, she prepares a song and dance to go with her "I told you so!"
 
3/10 - Tells his dad he's taking a wanderjahr; sounds better than he's following ex around Europe hoping she'll find his persistence charming.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Comments

Natalie Aguirre's picture

I actually knew a few of these. It's in the 40's here and may get up to 50. We're loving it1

Lexa Cain's picture

Yes! I spend months in the summer whining about how hot it is and at least a month in winter whining about cold! Why can't it stat fall (or spring) forever? lol

3/6 was clever; happiness is fleeting. 3/8 - I know "tabula rasa" from a Dharma and Greg episode! 3/9 was hilarious! Loved them all. You're great at this!

Jess@Fairday's Blog's picture

The last one was new to me! :) Such interesting words- and the sentences- awesome! :)

Medeia Sharif's picture

I knew these words. :) I'm glad spring has come for many.

Cherie Reich's picture

Loved this week's tweets! And that's so true about alcohol/non-alcohol. I think half the people who drink it act drunker than they really are. I try to never complain about the cold, but I will complain about snow/ice. I don't care much for the summer heat, although it is nicer on joints.

Jocelyn Rish's picture

Thanks, y'all for stopping by! 

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