Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 145

15 Minute Tweet TalesI was pretty ‘meh’ about voting today because I’m so frustrated by the rampant corruption and ridiculousness in both parties and most of the candidates disgust me. But then in last night’s episode of Sleepy Hollow, they had a great opening with Ichabod experiencing his first modern election and being appalled at the low voter turnout. It pretty much shamed me into going to vote today as a form of respect for all the people who fought and sacrificed for my right to vote for the least awful person. Luckily, my polling place is within walking distance and it was a beautiful day outside, so that made the experience a bit more pleasant. 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
10/29 - Sick of wife's saponaceous cooking, he left. But he's the dummy who never rinsed the dishes after washing them in a sink full of suds.
10/30 - Time for 1st kiss. Lips draw closer. Mawkish song starts playing. They collapse in giggles. No kiss then but leads to 1000s over the years.
10/31 - He made a killing every Halloween. No one believed he could eat all the candy in one night, but his eupeptic ability always won the bets.
11/1 - "Lots of pretty words but no agon makes this the most boring book ever." Author approaches critic. "You want conflict, huh?" Punches him.
11/2 - Dog acts sequacious so they won't crate him during work. He then devours shoes and murders pillows. Humans: so easily fooled by puppy eyes.
11/3 - He was pococurante to allowed forms of discipline and kept raising hell, so teacher resurrected paddle. She got fired but left smiling.
11/4 - She couldn't afford bolt of fabric, so kind cashier gave her leftover scraps. She made a dress of imbricate diamonds that wowed at prom.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?