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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 180

15 Minute Tweet TalesI hope everyone had a fabulous 4th of July weekend! My family did our usual thing at the lake house: swimming with the pups, grilling, watermelon margaritas, homemade peach ice cream, and watching the fireworks show over the water. It was a lot of fun, but not at all conducive to writing, so as usual I am in a deep word hole this first week of NaNo. But I’m not worried, since I’m always more productive when the pressure is on!
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
7/1 - "How about an apéritif?" She meets his eyes and gasps. She doesn't need her appetite whetted for the meal she wants to make of him.
 
7/2 - His girlfriend adores her cat, but it's his bête noire. He tries being nice to it, but it barfs in his shoes and trips him on the stairs.
 
7/3 - She must convince everyone that aliens have landed AND that she's compos mentis. She flushes her meds. It's up to her to save humanity.
 
7/4 - She has gum on her derrière, but he doesn't tell her – he doesn't want to seem like a creep. He hopes she doesn't end up too embarrassed.
 
7/5 - Beautiful woman at the bar surprised him by being en rapport with his likes. Also surprised him later when she charged for her services.
 
7/6 - He tries not to grimace as he unwraps his festschrift, but his colleagues are such poor academics, he'd hoped for a gold watch instead.
 
7/7 - As a camp counselor, she must act in loco parentis, which seems like a terrible idea for 16yo who can't even keep her hamster alive.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 179

15 Minute Tweet TalesTomorrow is the start of July (wha?!?!), which means it’s the start of another Camp NaNo session. I’ve signed up again, since I’m always super productive during NaNo, but this time I’m revising a novel rather then writing a new draft. Camp NaNo allows for flexible goals both in terms of word count and what you work on, although I’m not exactly sure how to track revision progress since it involves adding, deleting, changing and lots of jumping around. But regardless of how I track it, I’m looking forward to digging into this novel and pounding it into a more presentable shape.
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
6/24 - As soldiers unpack the matériel, they ignore the small, scurrying spiders. Although they aren't really spiders but bots sent to conquer.
 
6/25 - His wife crying by his bedside, he whispers, "Nil desperandum," with his last breath. She laughs. "You fool, these are tears of joy."
 
6/26 - "How do I get to the art museum, por favor?" That accent. That face! And he enjoyed art? She offered to direct him in person. He grinned.
 
6/27 - The Extractor charges extra yet still complains the entire time he saws about unwieldy rigor mortis having set in before I called him.
 
6/28 - As her crush heads toward them, she says sotto voce to her baby brother, "Don't embarrass me or I'll kill you." He grins. She's serious.
 
6/29 - "Your body is terra incognita & tonight I'm Christopher Columbus." Tim hopes sounding fancy will work but still gets a drink thrown in face.
 
6/30 - Several guys snicker as he waits for his wife holding her purse. "She conquered my heart, so vae victis," he says, hoisting it up his arm.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 178

As some of you may know, I’m from Charleston. Well, technically I’m from Summerville, which is 25 miles away, but when talking to anyone outside of South Carolina, it’s easier to say I’m from Charleston. So I felt like I should say something before launching into my usual tweet tales, but I don’t have the words. Instead, I’m going to post the pictures of the victims, since they are the ones we should be thinking and talking about rather than the coward who killed them.
 
Charleston victims
 
I’ll also mention how proud I am of my city for coming together. The pictures from the Unity Chain on Sunday evening still give me chills. 
Unity Chain - Charleston
Unity Chain - Charleston
Charleston Strong

 
And even though it feels silly to post them in light of everything else, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
6/17 - She spent years working the con, determined to live the dolce vita, but then committed the ultimate sin: she fell in love with her mark.
 
6/18 - "Entre nous, I think Tom is cheating on Pam." "No way!" Ivy exclaims with feigned shock, having left Tom's hotel room a few hours ago.
 
6/19 - At the dentist, she thumbs through a tabloid faute de mieux and sees own face staring back at her. A long lost twin or something creepier?
 
6/20 - She named her blog Glasnost but friends didn't realize how honest she'd be. Some had secrets they'd kill for. So which one of them did?
 
15 Minute Tweet Tales6/21 - The thief's punch renders him hors de combat. His wife knocks the guy out with her purse. He'll never tease her about its heftiness again.
 
6/22 - For 12 years, whenever he passed old Ms. Lee's, she'd wave from her window. On the day she's not in situ, he calls 911 with a heavy heart.
 
6/23 - Wanting to confer during truce talks, they switch from the lingua franca to their village's dialect, not realizing the enemy learned it.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
 

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 177

15 Minute Tweet TalesWell, summer has finally struck with a vengeance! It’s currently 98 degrees and the heat index is 105. I knew all my complaining about the extra long and cold winter was going to come back and bite me in the butt. Going outside just feels nasty, so it looks like I will be even more of a homebody than usual.
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
6/10 - When son came home from college she thought would plotz: first from joy at having him back, then from shock at seeing 5 rings in his face.
 
6/11 - She reads horrid brother's bestselling novel. Shrieks. It's actually a roman à clef of their childhood with him reframed as the hero.
 
6/12 - Angry, she packs a bag, then schleps it all over town not knowing where to go. Tired, she sits. Dad's been trailing her. Carries her home.
 
6/13 - "Nuh uh, you're stupid!" he says. "Touché," she replies, rolling her eyes, aware he doesn't know what it means or that it's sarcasm.
 
6/14 - "You're so contrary, if I said my grass is green, you'd say it is blue." "Au contraire, due to lack of rain, I'd say your grass is brown."
 
6/15 - At the start of the truce talk, he gave up his gun to prove his bona fides. He only escaped alive because he kept a pistol in his boot.
 
6/16 - The cognoscenti call his paintings raw and emotional. He laughs, tosses paint on a canvas, and has his toddler wriggle around on it.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 176

15 Minute Tweet TalesIt’s a rainy Tuesday here in the Lowcountry. But sadly it’s not the gentle kind that makes me want to curl up with a book. It’s doing that crazy fierce thundering that makes me cringe at each snap, rattle, and roll. And the lights keep blinking. Here’s hoping the electricity holds out and that the storm moves on soon. 
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
6/3 - Their love is toxic, shredding each other's souls, but they can't part due to folie à deux that they've been lovers through many lives.
 
6/4 - When the gemeinschaft formed, it espouse peaceful ideals, but the day she escaped, the others swallowed pills to bring ultimate peace.
 
6/5 - "While it's horribile dictu, as your sister, I think I should tell you your husband's cheating on you." "With who?!" "Well...with me."
 
6/6 - He planned to tell cops how a giant circle got burned in his yard in toto, then saw alien worms under their skin, so claimed he didn't know.
 
6/7 - The jester thought it was hilarious to mock the king's stutter. After his lèse–majesté, he's now a mime act since he lacks a tongue.
 
6/8 - He knows he owes her a mea culpa, but to admit he's lost will forever tip the balance, so he keeps driving until they run out of gas.
 
6/9 - "Sue's dress is an abomination, n'est–ce pas?" Kim wants to be part of Ivy's inner circle but can't agree with teary Sue looking at her.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 175

15 Minute Tweet TalesI almost forgot to post my tweet tales today. I’m working on a screenplay for a contest deadline and lost track of time. So without further ado, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
5/27 - She loved showing off the painting where the eyes followed you. She thought it a trompe l'oeil. One night she discovered the deadly truth.
 
5/28 - Dad's parenting skills vis–à–vis Mom's are sorely lacking, making weekends with him tons of fun. But Mom keeps her from self-destructing.
 
5/29 - He whips off his glasses, hoping it will reveal his powerful self, Superman style. But his alter ego is as weak as he is. Plus he can't see.
 
5/30 - She tells her mistress she's repairing her gown but wears it to a ball. Is one night among the beau monde enough magic for a lifetime?
 
5/31 - The dog hangs a cave canem sign to intimidate the neighborhood cats. But cats speak French not Latin, so they ignore it. Like cats do.
 
6/1 - Tim says his dog is a dummkopf because she won't do tricks, so he always gives her treats just for being cute. One of them is really smart.
 
6/2 - "Eureka, I finally found the spell for everlasting life!" She ran out to gather the ingredients. Never saw the truck barreling at her.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 174

15 Minute Tweet TalesI hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day weekend! My youngest cousin got married on Saturday (so now I feel OLD!), and there was a gorgeous outdoor reception in his parents’ yard. But they live out in the country, so when I say yard, I’m talking about a huge area with various outdoor games (including a person-sized game of Jenga) and tables and chairs set up to look like something out of a magazine spread. It was picture perfect, and the bride and groom seemed blissfully happy. I’m thrilled for them as they start their new lives together. 
 
And now for this week’s 15 Minute Tweet Tales.
 
5/20 - You cheated with her. You begged forgiveness and said it would never happen again. It happened again. Ipso facto her death is your fault.
 
5/21 - Her cheeks flame at her lapsus linguae. He fights back a besotted grin. She might be dating Tim, but she's clearly thinking about him.
 
5/22 - She's terrified of public speaking but new job requires a lot of it. She chants mantra 'please don't barf.' It usually works. Usually.
 
5/23 - Diva screeches, "I'm tired of saying this! Nota bene, I only eat green M&Ms!" Assistant sighs and picks out the greens. Then licks each one.
 
5/24 - Accidentally hit Reply All on an email detailing her opinion of Jan in accounting, so now Tina is persona non grata in the break room.
 
5/25 - Classmates call her piggie because of her retroussé nose. Trying to keep teasing from getting worse, she diets herself into sickness.
 
5/26 - The invitation was for Sara's Surprise Soirée. Jan found the alliteration so pretentious, she 'accidentally' mentioned the party to Sara.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 173

I had a fun weekend hanging out with my sister. On Saturday we enjoyed Black-Eyed Susans (the official drink of the Preakness), while watching the gorgeous horsies race on TV. I was so nervous something bad would happen with all the rain and slop, but thankfully they all made it safely across the finish line. 
Drinking Black-Eyed Susans
 
Then on Sunday we went to see Pitch Perfect 2. I loved the first one. I loved it so much I wrote two blog posts about writing pitches using quotes from the movie:
 
 
But as much as I loved it, I rolled my eyes when I heard there was going to be a sequel, figuring there was no way lightning would strike twice. But it was actually a lot of fun. It didn't quite have the magic of the first one, but there were plenty of laughs, lots of head-bobbing and toe-tapping, and I grinned like a maniac through the entire final competition. I'm already looking forward to getting the DVD, so I can watch the performances again and again. 
 
Hope y'all had a fun-filled weekend, too! And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
5/13 - With each bon mot he spouts at the party, his wife rolls her eyes. He'd spent hours researching and revising to appear spontaneously clever.
 
5/14 - They both cry as she pulls the trigger, but with no zombie cure available, a coup de grâce is the only way to save her husband's soul.
 
5/15 - His cries sound painful as they surge de profundis, but Mom's not ordering him pie. Patrons shoot them dirty looks; she gets him a piece.
 
5/16 - "I say this ex animo: you are horrible, and I hope you burn in hell." Sue blinked. She'd only told Ivy she liked her hair better long.
 
15 Minute Tweet Tales5/17 - Mom always nagged him to festina lente. Now he'd gotten three speeding tickets, arrived late anyway, and would have to admit she was right.
 
5/18 - The genius loci of the house caused most owners to move within weeks,but he found it peaceful. He was even smiling when they found his body.
 
5/19 - She prepares a romantic dinner; he shows up with friends. She finds some Cheetos to serve as hors d'oeuvres then dumps him after dessert.
 
What fun things did you get up to this weekend? Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 172

I hope everyone had a lovely Mother’s Day weekend! The Rish clan met up at my brother’s house for a yummy steak lunch. Which is funny, since two of my tweet tales this week mention steak – steak on the brain, I guess. Or actually steak in the stomach. Yum!
 
My mom seemed to like all her presents, but my favorite was a knitted bunny hat. She has always LOVED rabbits (at one point the Rish menagerie contained nine lop rabbits – so adorable!), so when I saw that a twitter friend knits bunny hats, I knew we had to get it for her, even if it never really gets cold enough in Charleston to need one. Here she is in her hat:
Bunny Hat
If you are interested in cute, quirky hats, check out Fun Knitted Hats. The quality is excellent, and the owner is so sweet and will work with you to get the best color combination. 
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
5/6 - She kissed the par avion stamp to speed delivery to her husband at war. Three months later, the letter returned unopened, a brutal reminder.
 
5/7 - "Quo vadis?" he asked. This pompous man's need to control my every second added weight to his question. I didn't know, but away from him.
 
5/8 - He hands me one of his recherché chocolates like he's sharing secret of life. I chew with a grateful smile but actually prefer Hershey's.
 
5/9 - Boys flock to her 'I'm so helpless' shtick. Pretending to be incompetent makes her feel gross, but it's worth it to be popular. Right?


15 Minute Tweet Tales

5/10 - "Waddle your butt over here tout de suite!" The portly poodle's body language screams, "I was framed," but his breath smells like steak. 
 


5/11 - Cat vowed revenge on the one who'd made her life miserable. No, not Dog. The one who'd brought Dog into the house, videlicet the Human.
 
5/12 - Had it rained,she wouldn't have landed in jail. But it was sunny, so she ate alfresco, saw husband kiss another & attacked with steak knife.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
 

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 171

15 Minute Tweet TalesIf you read last week’s post, you know my epic talent for procrastination left me with a whole lotta words to write in the last few days of Camp NaNoWriMo (pretty much half the novel). But I have always worked best with crazy deadlines, and I managed to hit my 35K goal with an entire hour and 15 minutes to spare before the midnight deadline. Madness, people, madness! 
 
I still needed a bit more to actually finish the story (a middle grade supernatural adventure), so I wrote for a few more hours until I was DONE done. It felt awesome. It’s been a while (a long while) since I wrote a new novel, so it was good to know I still have it in me.
 
Right now the writing is completely awful. Like squirmily embarrassingly awful. But that’s okay, I needed to get the story down, and I actually like a lot of the plot stuff. So I’ll set it aside for a while to marinate, and then I’ll eventually come back to see what is salvageable.
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
4/29 - After boss gives his imprimatur on press release, she switches it for his sexy emails with CEO's wife. He shouldn't have stolen her idea.
 
4/30 - "J'accuse! "Sue says. Sister & husband freeze. "You're planning a surprise party for me." They laugh & agree that's what the whispers mean.
 
5/1 - A kulturkampf develops over kids' futures. Dad wants them to enlist; Mom wants them to enter seminary. Both appalled when they form a band.
 
5/2 - "Liebchen, come to Mommy." She keeps arms wide & voice calm tho desperate to dash in & grab her. Sudden movements might trigger an attack.
 
5/3 - She approaches him at the bar in mala fides - she'll make him pay for dumping her friend. But he's so charming, she ends up a dumpee, too.
 
5/4 - Her eyes would glaze when her cubemate talked about poisonous plants, now she wishes she'd listened to the nudnik as hunger grips her.
 
5/5 - Phone conversations with her Mom were exhausting. It was the tidbits delivered obiter dictum that told the real story of Dad's progress.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?